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 The End is Near!
 A priest and a pastor from two local churches are standing by the side
of the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that reads:

The End Is Near!
Turn Yourself Around Now --
Before It's Too Late!

As a car sped past them, the driver yelled,
"Leave us alone, you religious nuts!"

From the curve, they heard screeching tires and a big splash.

The pastor turns to the priest and asks,
"Do you think the sign should just say

'Bridge Out'

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